DISEQUI · THE SHADOW STUDIO
"When everything tilts out of balance, we work in the half‑light where ideas learn to breathe."
→ The Problem
You, funded founder, sit at T‑minus‑18 months.
The wire hit, the celebratory Slack emoji has scrolled out of view, and the cap table now whispers: Show results or vanish.
Your burn is ticking, your backlog looks like spilled spaghetti, and investors only smile when you email actual traction graphs.
Everything's in disequilibrium -- which is exactly where we begin.
→ The Solution
Hi. We're Disequi.
We are the architects of investable growth for capital‑backed rebels -- the off‑screen crew who drag plots from "so it goes" to "so it grows."
Picture Vonnegut's friendly ghost on the fire escape: handing you tools while the building smolders, joking about entropy, then mapping the exit that turns chaos into equilibrium, entropy into metrics.
CHAPTER 1 — UNSTUCK
> "Minus‑one to zero before the espresso cools."
We laser the real bottleneck—market, product, or message—then flip it.
Code or no‑code, AI or elbow grease: whatever crushes inertia fastest.
CHAPTER 2 — THE ANTI‑PLAYBOOK
Developers hate funnels.
Investors love traction math.
Everyone says you must choose.
We translate.
CHAPTER 3 — FRACTIONAL FIREPOWER
Pick any two, swap later, pay only for brains in use:
● Growth ● Product ● Marketing ● R&D ● Research
(Collect the whole set once Series A is in sight.)
CHAPTER 4 — MONEY TALKS, WE DON'T
Sworn to secrecy. NDA at hello. No public trophies, no logos, just new J‑curves and the quiet thud of shareholder updates landing on time.
CHAPTER 5 — THE CHEATCODE
In disequilibrium? We're the counterweight.